Good day! My aunt thinks I’m too smart for my britches, and I must be because I don’t have any britches (see how wise I am). She thinks this because of my pee.
You see, when I stay overnight with her, she lets me out just before she heads to bed. If I go outside, I know that when I come back in, I’ll get a treat. So, sometimes, I just go out to pretend to tinkle so that I’ll get that treat. I’m old, and I don’t always feel like peeing anymore.
She’s too smart for her pants too! She tells me she can hear when I don’t go, because when I do pee, it sounds like Niagara Falls. Caught in the act of cheating!
Morale of the Story: Don’t cheat the treat giver. Never jeopardize the yummies!